>be me >be pairing >never stop pairing$PAIROOR — 1,000,000,000 SUPPLYLAUNCHING ON STONKFUNNEW PAIR: $DOGE / PORK BELLYPAIRS DEPLOYED TODAY: 4,112>tfw ur token isn't paired with anything>be me >be pairing >never stop pairing$PAIROOR — 1,000,000,000 SUPPLYLAUNCHING ON STONKFUNNEW PAIR: $DOGE / PORK BELLYPAIRS DEPLOYED TODAY: 4,112>tfw ur token isn't paired with anything
[/pair//biz//stonks//kek//commodities//forex//b//charts//lp//gm/]NEW PAIR DEPLOYING!!!
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Paired with xBTC

Because we only believe in BTC. Everything else is a scam

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  • Pairs live: 41,999
  • Pairs sane: 0
  • Keyboards: 6
  • Sleep: not paired yet

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$PAIROOR
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WELCOME TO /pair/Anonymous09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.777000001

>you are now paired, anon

>rules: everything must be paired with something else

>post an unpaired token and get banned

CONTRACT ADDRESS
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>anon paired his coin with a currency pair

>anon paired that pair with another pair

>we are now pairs all the way down

>supply: 1,000,000,000

>chain: solana

>paired with: yes

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>first pair best pair
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>first pair best pair
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>first pair best pair
What should i pair with bro comic
>first pair best pair

Boards

/pair/
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Pair General

>the only board with a ratio

/biz/
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Business & Pairs

>he paired? he's paired.

/kek/
What should i pair with bro comic
Kekistan Exchange

>lol. lmao. paired.

/stonks/
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Stock Pairings

>$TSLA x $DOGE is a lifestyle

/commodities/
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Pork Belly Desk

>coin paired with 40kg of ham

/forex/
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Currency Pairs

>he pairs pairs with pairs

/charts/
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Chart Astrology

>candles shaped like a beanie

/b/
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Random

>we do not speak of the ZEC pair

THE PAIRING DESK — SCROLLING FOREVER, JUST LIKE HIS PENDING ORDERS
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$PAIROOR Pairnomics 101

MODULE PAIR101: ITS ON STONKFUNThe Pairoor09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.800000420

>total supply: 1,000,000,000 (one billion) halves of a pair

>launching on StonkFun because the meta demanded it

>no team tokens, he spent it all pairing $GOLD with $SHIB

>tax: 0% (the spread is punishment enough)

>liquidity: burned, then paired with the ashes

SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
CHAIN
SOLANA
PAIRED WITH
EVERYTHING
[ PAIR DISTRIBUTION ]
  • >50% paired with memes
  • >30% paired with stocks
  • >20% paired with pork belly
  • >∞% paired with the group chat
PAIR IT BRO OR STAY SINGLE-ASSET POOR
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>consult the pairs

Catalog: /pair/ threads

daily pair thread #4021Anonymous09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.900001
File: lemme_pair_this.jpg
Lemme pair this token with ZEC poster

>be me

>wake up

>launch coin paired with the price of eggs

>eggs pump

>i am now an agricultural analyst

is the pair real?Anonymous09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.900002
File: what_should_i_pair.jpg
What should i pair with bro comic

>asked bro what i should pair with

>he told me

>i paired it anyway

>up 400%

PAIROOR SIGHTING /commodities/ EDITIONAnonymous09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.900003
File: what_pairs_available.jpg
Pairoor on a banana phone asking what pairs are available bro

>man walked into the pit with a banana phone

>asked which pairs were available

>they said all of them

>he said perfect

anon deploys 90 tokens before lunchAnonymous09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.900004
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>$COFFEE paired with $NVDA

>$RENT paired with $DOGE

>$MYEX paired with silver

>portfolio is a wedding registry

ask the pairoor anythingAnonymous09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.900005
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>Q: why pair everything

>A: PAIR

>Q: sir the liquidity

>A: PAIR.

my pairing diaryAnonymous09/08/26(Tue)04:20:00No.900006
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>monday: paired with gold

>tuesday: paired with a hot dog

>wednesday: paired with tuesday

Certified Greentext Pair Notes

>be me

>buy $PAIROOR at 4am instead of sleeping

>tell mom im a portfolio manager

>she asks what im managing

>"a coin paired with orange juice futures"

>she nods slowly

>she pairs too

>be the pairoor

>deploy token paired with $TSLA

>deploy token paired with that token

>chart becomes a family tree

>refuse to elaborate

>pair again

>anons keep asking for utility

>utility is the pairs we made along the way

>also he paired the roadmap with a second roadmap. consult the pairs.

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>saved to my pairs folder
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>saved to my pairs folder
Lemme pair this token with ZEC poster
>saved to my pairs folder
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>saved to my pairs folder
What should i pair with bro comic
>saved to my pairs folder
Pairoor on a banana phone asking what pairs are available bro
>saved to my pairs folder
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>saved to my pairs folder
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>saved to my pairs folder

Pairing Handbook FAQ (locked by mods)

>>910000 what is $PAIROOR?

>a man. with a keyboard. he pairs things. next question.

>>910001 what is it paired with?

>yes.

>>910002 how do i buy?

>StonkFun. click the blue mark. get paired.

>>910003 is there a roadmap?

>it's paired with another roadmap, both unread.

>>910004 can i suggest a pair?

>he already paired it. before you thought of it.

[ ONLINE NOW ]
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>this post was made by pairing gang
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>he is thinking about a pair right now
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>>920001 PAIR REPORT

>1,000,000,000 tokens deployed

>0 of them unpaired

>one is paired with a photo of a cat

>>920002 anon visits the desk

>every screen shows a different pair

>one screen shows a pair of screens

>i am the least paired thing in this room

[ DESK STATS ]
  • Pairs open: 420
  • Monitors: 2 (a pair)
  • Doritos: stale, paired
  • Exit plan: paired with hope
>THE META IS PAIRS. THE PAIRS ARE THE META.
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>kek
Lemme pair this token with ZEC poster
>top lel
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>repair
What should i pair with bro comic
>gm pairoor
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>no u
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>based
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